Tuesday, November 24, 2009

You're my ONLY ONE. *Smirk*

It's irritating when a guy constantly smothers a girl. I mean dude, get a life.
I mean telling a girl how hot she is, or how sexy she looks, whats the point? You're not getting her anyway.

Guys drool over girls. I repeat : DROOL. All they see are looks. What she wears, how she dresses etc. They never care about how she really is beneath those clothes. And I didn't mean that literally.

So let's suppose here's this guy and he likes this girl. The first thing he's going to do is tell a friend. After that, he'll ask that girl's friends about the girl's contact number. Or better than that, getting him introduced to her anyhow. Well if thats not possible, her cell number is the best way.

What they actually do is text and say : 'Er, did you like text me or something?'
Girl: 'And why would I do that?'
Him: 'I don't know, um well.. Who are you?'
And that's how it all continues.

Then they become friends and in a few days, the guy asks the girl out.
Oh oh, did I mention what happens during that time period of 'friend-ship'?
The guy tells the girl how nice she is and that she is the ONLY ONE who ever understands him. (Even though thats not true) And seriously this DOES happen. They act innocent. Act decent and sweet. Because they know how to play their cards right.
The guy then fakes up and tells the girl about his past experiences. All of which ended in disaster leaving him 'heart-broken'. *Big laughs on that*
And you know how girls are. They believe everything. Then pity the guy. DAMN.
And that's how after sometime both of them end up in a relationship. Even though for the guy, the girls just another 'Add-up' in his long list of ex-girlfriends. But for the girl, the guy is her only one. Her everything. And her true love.

*sigh* Life's not fair man.
Now the guys should be taught a lesson for being such retards, shouldn't they be?

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